Friday, April 22, 2011

THE MBA RELATIONSHIP

Doing MBA is like being in a relation with your first crush.....

Like in a crush, before the relationship start you love everything about her/him- the girly giggle, the nagging, and all the annoying habits seem cute. Same is case for MBA. Everything seems starry, nice and exciting- the deadlines, the assignments, the pop quizzes etc- before you join a college. You can’t just wait for the hectic schedules, the lectures, competition etc. You want it. You dream about it and you live for it.

The story changes when you have spent some time, say a few months in MBA or in a relationship. There are days when you wake up and find everything is going wrong. The person you are with seems all wrong for you. You feel unappreciated, unwanted, unloved and the person next to you can’t seem to understand you. All the things that drew you towards him or her seem annoying and irritating. You just don’t understand why you liked those things in the first place. Same is the case with MBA, there are days when you wake up cursing your decision to go for MBA. Your teachers seem to hate you, your classmates seem to mock you, you seem to be getting now where, understanding nothing and all the subjects seem boring, irritating and frustrating. The deadlines and quizzes that seemed exciting before are things now you can’t wait to get over with. Everyone around you seems to be doing better than you- you don’t know why you even joined a B-School. You want to quit but like in any relationship it’s not all that easy to do so because there are days when you feel life cannot be better. Teachers seem to love you, work seems great, subjects seem interesting, your peers seem appreciative and everything seems to be sunny. You feel great, you want more and you think that you can take on anything. These are the days like the ones on which you have a perfect date with your partner, everything bright and nice it seems.

Doing MBA is like being in a relation you want to end but also want never to end. It is like being torn in two different directions because it was something you wanted badly and yet somehow it hasn’t met your expectation. You want to continue and you want to quit at the same time. And one fine day you are not the one who decides- your crush dumps you and calls quits- the two years of MBA are over and all you are left with memories. Memories that would always make you see the good parts and the good days of MBA, blanking out all the all not-so-good days.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

TV Shows Wisdom

Things I have learnt from TV Shows (FRIENDS, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER & THE BIG BANG THEORY):

1. You are on a break doesn't mean you have broken up.

2. When you are sick you can ask your friends to do anything for you.. even sing a lullaby for you.

3. If you think your friend saved your life be sure that he wasn't saving anything else before being grateful

5. Always read letters and invitation completely how ever long might be.

6. Interventions can be held for anything.

7. You should never name your kid "Leonard" as when pronounced it has "NERD" in it.

8. You have to make special effort and be extra careful so that you don't turn into either of your parents

9. Friends are supposed to see/ hear and like their friend's play or songs and be supportive even though they might actually hate it.

10. You will always have a membership of gym that you wont use and apparently quiting bank and quiting gym is equally hard.

11. There is nothing called Last Cigarette Ever

12. The prison way of measuring pants is different from normal way

13. Everyone has a great fake name that he or she uses to date people

14. One should never kiss friend's sister. And if one does, one shouldn't forget which sister.

15. When you are done dating and are about to get married then it is customary for you to give your Black Book to your single friend.

16. Living with a girl is not same as living with a guy (most of guy things are stupid)

17. Giving cookies as Christmas bonus gives things a personal touch.

18. Suiting Up is essential part of life. And suits are for Happy occasions only.

19. British accent is easiest to fake.

20. If you don't like Dogs or Ice cream..Never admit it in front of your friends..

21. Not crying in Bambi means that you are dead inside.